Gay as a Sequin Studded Glittery Rainbow

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catazoid:

As promised, here are some pictures of Lyalya’s first walk outside! Look at the bushy little squirrel tail :D the sandpit was her favorite spot! She was extremely excited and threw sand all over the place

this is a fucking squirrel. this is a fucking squirrel with a cat’s head. who is responsible for this

outofcontextdnd:

"It was on fire when we got here!"
- the whole party, at various times.

"Okay, I’ve been drinking holy water all day, so I think I should be able to preform the holiest of golden showers."

outofcontextdnd:

-Our paladin, trying to invent new ways of preforming rituals. 

outofcontextdnd:

Ranger: I overkill it.

DM: By how much? What did you roll?

Ranger: I can fly 90 feet per round for five minutes. There are ten rounds in a minute and it’s dealt 1d6 points of damage for every ten feet dropped, so… 2097 damage.

DM: Subtract 70 for hardness.

Ranger: 2027 damage.

DM: You overkill it. 

umiokami:

syntheticimagination:

I’m not a huge fan of requests due to personal reasons, but you guys are so nice to me that I decided draw some suggested fusions in between commissions. There where so many that I simply couldn’t draw all of them so I’m sorry for that! Also, Flaremonchan is secrectly a super saiyan.

I want the Kyogre + Articuno so badly @-@

……..Kyoticuno?

fedoraphobe:


he knows his time among us is over

fedoraphobe:

he knows his time among us is over

guroslime:

person : why do you draw everything facing left in 3/4 view

me : im a right handed mediocre artist